I've not touched my Steam Deck in months. Were it not for my other half commandeering it as a dedicated visual novel machine and chewing through Higurashi's hundreds of thousands of words, the Valve handheld would have been getting dusty.
It's not that I'm averse to gaming handhelds—I won't tell you how many hours I've put into getting humbled by Dungeon Encounters on the original Nintendo Switch. So why have I fallen out with the Steam Deck? Especially when my colleagues are enjoying ? Well, it all comes down to my biggest ask for the Steam Deck's successor: Please Valve, make the Steam Deck 2 just a little more comfortable for my teeny tiny raccoon hands.
Now, I know what you may be thinking—'sounds like a skill issue,' 'shouldn't have skipped arm day,' 'get outta here you weird baby-handed freak,' and so on. But when it comes to gaming handhelds, the original Steam Deck stands out as an especially beefy boy. It's not just the bulky shape but, at 1.48 lbs (or 673 grams), the weight of it too.
But is a bulky footprint just the price of admission for a decently powerful handheld? Judging by the reigning champion of our , maybe. The loaded up with the SteamOS currently wears the crown of 'best overall handheld gaming PC,' and that's even heavier than the Steam Deck.
To be totally fair, a bulkier footprint isn't always a bad thing either. For instance, the ROG Xbox Ally features chunky grips in the name of ergonomics. Our Jacob recently went hands on with it, and says . Remembering how the rounded corners of ye olde Nintendo DS would cause pins and needles in my palms, perhaps I'll yet warm up to a bulky-but-ergonomic handheld design.
Speaking of that nostalgic console though, scroll down through our best handheld gaming PC guide and you'll soon clap eyes upon the tasteful clamshell design of the . Okay, I'll yono all app level with you—at 1.43 lb (650 g), it's not that much lighter than the Steam Deck. Still, the form factor of the Flip DS means I'm much more inclined to pop it in my backpack for gaming adventures away from my desk, or simply curl up in bed with it and something cozy that doesn't really put the hardware through its paces. Personally, I can't wait to get yono all app my disquietingly wee little mitts on either.
To be clear, I very much doubt Valve is eyeing anything like a clamshell design for its next handheld (and if the Steam Deck 2 does come with two screens and a hinge, I will eat both my hat and then the console itself). What we do know is that whatever form it takes, concrete about the Steam Deck's successor.
For one thing, , "[It's] not really fair to your customers to come out with something so soon that's only incrementally better." Valve is likely still waiting for the "" that would then justify a fully fledged follow-up handheld. In the meantime, leave a girl to her dreams of a slightly sleeker, hopefully less hefty handheld in the near-ish future.

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